JOKE: Complaint against a hotel

  The husband calls, desperate and annoyed, the reception of the hotel:

   -"Please, come fast because I´m banding words with my wife and she says she´s going to jump through the window".

   Someone answers from the reception:

   -"Sir, this is a private issue".

   And the husband answers him:
   - "Really, but... the window can´t open itself and this is already a problem because of the maintenance of the hotel."