JOKE: Dignified death

   A teacher asked his pupils,
   How do you imagine a nice death?
   From the bottom of the class,  a little student answered,
   It would be as my grand-father died.
   And, how did your grand-father die?
   The little student said,
   He fell asleep.
   Then, the teacher asked them again,
   And, how would an atrocious death be for you?
   It would be as my grand-father's friends died, the same boy answered yet again.
   The intrigued teacher asked to him,
   And, how did they die?
   The boy replied:
   They were in my grand-father's car when he fell asleep.