A teacher asked his pupils,
How do you imagine a nice death?
From the bottom of the class, a little student answered,
It would be as my grand-father died.
And, how did your grand-father die?
The little student said,
He fell asleep.
Then, the teacher asked them again,
And, how would an atrocious death be for you?
It would be as my grand-father's friends died, the same boy answered yet again.
The intrigued teacher asked to him,
And, how did they die?
The boy replied:
They were in my grand-father's car when he fell asleep.