JOKE: A dignified death

A teacher asks his students how a beautiful death would be for them.
A small student answers that it would be to die like her grand-father. 
The teacher asks her how it happened. The student says that he fell asleep. 
Then, the teacher asks his students how a horrible death would be for them.
The small student answers that it would be to die like her grand-father's friends.
The intrigued teacher asks her how it happened.
The student answers that they went in the car when her grand-father fell asleep.
 

JOKE: The Cry wall

  

 A  journalist heard something about a Jewish old man who had been praying next to the Cry War for many years, every year. So, she went there to ckeck it. Surprisingly, she identified him easily while she was  approaching.
  She observed him while he was praying.
   After 45 minutes, she approached him to interview him,  at the moment the old man turned to leave.
   Excuse me, Sir. I'm Rebecca Smith, a  journalist, would you mind me asking what your name is?
   My name is Morris Fishbein, the elderly man, he said.
   How long have you come here, Sir? The journalist asked him.
   At about 60 years.
   60 years! It's amazing! And what is the motive? The woman asked him yet again.
   I pray for peace among Christians, Jewishes and Muslims, that all wars finish shortly, that people don't hate each other, that children grow up as responsible adults and love his neighbours.
   And, how do you feel after these 60 years?
   As if I had been talking to a wall.

Pass the salt

Unfortunately, this video represents a reality nowadays.

What solutions do you suggest?

JOKE: "Listen López!"

"Listen López, this is the forth day that you are late this week! What do you think about it?"

"My conclusion is that today is Thursday, my boss"!

JOKE: My dear, give me the baby!

- "My dear, give me the baby!"

- "Wait for a while until he cries".

-  "Oh, my God! Why?"

- "Because I don't find him!"

JOKE: Dignified death

   A teacher asked his pupils,
   How do you imagine a nice death?
   From the bottom of the class,  a little student answered,
   It would be as my grand-father died.
   And, how did your grand-father die?
   The little student said,
   He fell asleep.
   Then, the teacher asked them again,
   And, how would an atrocious death be for you?
   It would be as my grand-father's friends died, the same boy answered yet again.
   The intrigued teacher asked to him,
   And, how did they die?
   The boy replied:
   They were in my grand-father's car when he fell asleep.

English humour

I wish you Mery Christmas and Happy New Year 2015! 

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One of the funniest comedy sketches of all time