domingo, 10 de julio de 2016

JOKE: The Cry wall

  

 A  journalist heard something about a Jewish old man who had been praying next to the Cry War for many years, every year. So, she went there to ckeck it. Surprisingly, she identified him easily while she was  approaching.
  She observed him while he was praying.
   After 45 minutes, she approached him to interview him,  at the moment the old man turned to leave.
   Excuse me, Sir. I'm Rebecca Smith, a  journalist, would you mind me asking what your name is?
   My name is Morris Fishbein, the elderly man, he said.
   How long have you come here, Sir? The journalist asked him.
   At about 60 years.
   60 years! It's amazing! And what is the motive? The woman asked him yet again.
   I pray for peace among Christians, Jewishes and Muslims, that all wars finish shortly, that people don't hate each other, that children grow up as responsible adults and love his neighbours.
   And, how do you feel after these 60 years?
   As if I had been talking to a wall.

lunes, 20 de junio de 2016

lunes, 24 de agosto de 2015

JOKE: "Listen López!"

Resultado de imagen de jefe regañando

"Listen López, this is the forth day that you are late this week! What do you think about it?"
"My conclusion is that today is Thursday, my boss"!

domingo, 15 de marzo de 2015

JOKE: My dear, give me the baby!

- "My dear, give me the baby!"
- "Wait for a while until he cries".
-  "Oh, my God! Why?"
- "Because I don't find him!"

domingo, 11 de enero de 2015

JOKE: Dignified death




   A teacher asked his pupils,
   How do you imagine a nice death?
   From the bottom of the class,  a little student answered,
   It would be as my grand-father died.
   And, how did your grand-father die?
   The little student said,
   He fell asleep.
   Then, the teacher asked them again,
   And, how would an atrocious death be for you?
   It would be as my grand-father's friends died, the same boy answered yet again.
   The intrigued teacher asked to him,
   And, how did they die?
   The boy replied:
   They were in my grand-father's car when he fell asleep.

martes, 30 de diciembre de 2014

English humour

I wish you Mery Christmas and Happy New Year 2015! 

Here you are a bit of humour to start the new year with a wide smile in your lips!


One of the funniest comedy sketches of all time


domingo, 9 de noviembre de 2014

Gosau, in Salzkammergut, the region of the lakes of Salzburgo


   Last summer I went to Austria with my husband and my son. We had a whale of a time there for two weeks and I wanted to remember every place where we had been. That's why I took hundreds of photos during the journey and, after selecting the best ones, I would like to show you some of them, such as this wonderful lake in Gosau.

   Before getting there, we could enjoy marvellous sceneries from our car, because we went there by car, of course! We love driving. And, curiously, we came across an old-fashioned car parade, as you can see:








  You can appreciate places of perpetual snow around the lake:



   Enjoy this amazing landscape:




   At the meantime, our son looked closely this original water game:



   And, finally, I would like to invite you to get into this cable car that took us to the top of the mountains.