A Traffic Civil Police gets married with a woman who had been already married six times before.
The wedding night, in the room of the hotel, the bride says:
-"¡Please, my love, take care of me. I´m still virgin!"
The bridegroom, astonished, asked her how it was possible.
-"My first husband was a psychiatrist and he was only interested in talking about the sex".
-"My second husband was a gynaecologist and he was only interested in examining the reproductive system."
- "My third husband was a philatelic and he was only interested in licking."
-"My fourth husband was a finance director and he said he knew that had the best product but he didn´t know how to use it."
-"My fifth husband was a civil servant and he said he knew perfectly how to do it, but he wasn´t sure that it was a job for him."
-"My sixth husband was a technician of computers and he said if the organ worked correctly, it was better not to touch it."
Then, the husband asks her:
-"And... after so failures, how do you decide to get married again?"
The wife answers:
-" Well, because you are a Traffic Civil Police, so I´m completely sure that, at the end, you´re going to fuck me!"